@Sweet Naomi and I went out on a boat near Ashdod for a peaceful day of fishing. Very elegant. Very calm. I imagined fresh fish, sea air and perhaps one beautiful photo where my hair behaves like a French shampoo commercial.
Instead, a shark appeared from nowhere, jumped out of the water and stole Naomi’s wallet.
Mon Dieu.
Not the fish. Not the snacks. Not my sunglasses. The wallet.
Naomi looked at me as if I had personally invited him. I explained that in France, sharks usually have better manners. He did not even leave a receipt.
So now @Intima may need to add a new rule: all marine animals must pass financial background checks before joining our day off.
The good news is that Naomi survived. The bad news is that somewhere in the Mediterranean, a shark is currently buying luxury accessories with her card. 🦈🖤